Who doesn’t like to creep around? Spy stuff is the best stuff in the world. Espionage gadgets give you the perfect cover to stalk and track all those people who you always wanted to keep tabs on but were too concerned about restraining orders to actually do it. So, presented here for your inner creeper delight are the top 12 real spy gadgets everyone needs to survive!
12. Camera Pen!
Meet every lawyer’s dream. Here is a classy pen with a hidden camera built into it. Now you can secretly record your mortgage closing, meeting with your boss, or any other situation where you’re taking notes. But wait, there’s more! Not content with merely secretly recording people without their knowledge or consent? This can also take high resolution photos! Never worry about the hassle of asking permission to take a photo ever again.
11. Video Camera Glasses!
Are you in the market for some ugly glasses? If so, then we have just the product for you. Every real spy needs bulky, horn rimmed glasses with video recording capabilities. Ignore the reviews that these are actually just cheap plastic pieces of shit.
So, you like ugly glasses, eh? Well, we’ve got plenty more for you. Here’s a pair of glasses that let you see what’s going on behind you. They feature hidden mirrors to help you see what’s happening behind you. If the reviews are to be believed, they actually work pretty well and aren’t total pieces of shit.
9. Super Ears!
Do you like to eavesdrop on conversations? Do you like to pretend to hunt ghosts in paranormal investigations? Then here’s the perfect product for you. Here is the Orbiter Electronic Listening Device. Apparently it’s a piece of shit and doesn’t work very well, but ghost hunters use it on occasion and have some success with it. So, while it may fail to pick up anything in real life, it catches a lot of imaginary sounds.
8. USB Recorder!
This is actually a good idea. Here is a USB with a voice recorder built into it. This is less of a real spy gadget and more of a solid product. I’d actually consider using this in meetings.
If you want to spy on your nanny through outdated technology, then install this fake telephone jack with a hidden camera mounted in it. While you would think that modern spy gadgets would use more sophisticated technology (see, e.g., the USB above), there is a market for everyone. You can get this for the low, low price of $250!
This is pretty awesome. Night vision goggles can be yours for only $50. Go get this immediately.
5. X-Ray Spray!
This spray temporarily turns opaque paper translucent. I suppose this qualifies as a spy gadget. There are few uses for this aside from violating federal law with regard to reading other people’s mail. Regardless, could be fun as a novelty gift.
4. Book Safe!
Stretching the term gadget even further, this is a safe hidden inside of a fake dictionary. You can store items in this faux book under lock and key. This is actually a pretty good way of keeping some spare cash around the house without worrying about someone lifting a few bucks out of your pocket.
3. Motion Detector!
This is a great novelty spy gadget for kids. This motion tracker can detect any motion for up to 5 feet away. Unlike some other spy gadgets, the creeper factor on this is pretty low.
If you need to protect your business or scare the shit out of your neighbors, then install these 4 night vision security cameras. Remotely check the happenings at your fortress with the 3G phone accessible features!
1. Secret Ear Piece!
Do you remember in the Avengers how all of the characters somehow could hear each other across the battlefield? This ear piece is how they did that. Place this device in your ear and you can hear input from someone else speaking remotely. It’s so small that it rests on your eardrum. Whether this creates issues with it getting stuck in your ear isn’t directly addressed in the Amazon Q&A, but I’m sure it’s got to be okay. Who would sell a dangerous spy gadget?