This is dedicated to those of us who have CDO… which is sort of like OCD but with all of the letters in alphabetical order, the way they should be.
For all my neat freaks who have ever felt compelled to unwind a phone cord so that it spirals in the correct direction… for anyone who has ever needed to make sure all of the M&Ms were arranged by color with the Ms straight in legible order prior to consuming lest the eyelid begin to spasm… for all of you who think that anything the teensiest bit out of alignment is UTTER CHAOS and COMPLETELY INTOLERABLE….
My friends, the following soothing images of perfection are my gift to you. Because I understand. (And also, holy hell.)