And now, Comcastro presents a message from Fidel Comcastroll:
I recently watched the Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron. The basic plot of this movie is that Ultron is an artificial intelligence created by Iron Man. The AI looks at the Internet for 5 seconds and determines that it’s necessary to exterminate all human life. This reaction is reasonable and provides for a sympathetic villain. My only complaint is that his dastardly plans to destroy the world were too complex. Pulling a city out of the ground and smashing it into the planet has a lot of charm, but complicates the mission. It would be far easier to send the thousands of Ultron clones into various bunkers to steal biological agents. Releasing terrible bioweapons like anthrax or smallpox into airports across the planet would plunge the world into enough chaos to ensure widespread international skirmishes requiring the Avengers’ attention. Then, while the Avengers are occupied, the Ultron bots could continue to multiply to a number sufficiently high enough that even the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes couldn’t beat them. But, A for effort nonetheless.
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