Godless Hollywood liberals are serving filth to our children. It’s called Ant-Man. Comcastro calls on you to boycott this travesty of cinema before it infects our culture. The basic premise of the movie is that a guy dressed up in red and black pounds on another guy called Yellowjacket. This blasphemous story telling continues an offensive trend of portraying Yellow Jackets in a villainous light.
The Yellow Jacket is the mascot of Georgia Tech. You may remember GT from the fictional story of Rudy. In Rudy, Sean Astin plays a delusional college student who dreams of playing football for Notre Dame. After spending 4 years getting pushed around by men with the size and skill of actually playing the game, his coach finally lets him play in the last game of the year. That game was the infamous Georgia Tech v Notre Dame match up of 1975. Rudy was in the game for 2 plays and managed to line up offsides for his second, and thankfully last play, of his short career.
Rudy’s story was tossed around the rumor mill of Notre Dame for a few decades and eventually the undersized linebacker with a major inferiority complex became a national hero. The real tragedy of the movie was the portrayal of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets as the final villain for Notre Dame.
This is propaganda. GT is not the villain. Notre Dame is the Monty Burns of college football. They’re old, evil, and think that college football needs them. They’re so arrogant that they still try to maintain some quasi-neutral standing in college football. Notre Dame is a villain and maligned Georgia Tech’s reputation by manipulating millions of children’s feelings through a feel good tear-jerking movie based on dubious accounts of Rudy’s life.
Ant-Man continues this disturbing trend by pitting a villain known as the Yellowjacket against a hero dressed in red and black. GT’s chief rival, UGA, dresses in red and black. In other words, a superpowered UGA beats up Buzz at some point in the movie. No GT graduate, student, or fan should support a movie that glorifies that redneck, backwater, hillbilly, backwards, remedial, underachieving, cowtipping, oversized junior college up in Athens, Georgia.
Clearly, the only solution to this is to boycott Ant-Man. Go Jackets. God bless America. To hell with Georgia.